When Becki and I were dating, I made this cartoon for her.  The medium is whiteout pen on black cardstock.

Decoding the Cartoon for the Outsider (That Would Be You, Unless You are Becki):

1)  Becki pronounces the word “pal” as “pail.”

2)  I initially called her “Bunny,” which then devolved into “Bun.”

3)  She was born in 1983.  Which means I am older than one of Genghis Khan’s farts.

4)  Becki loves marshmallows something fierce.

5)  When the jackhammer is pummeling Becki’s stomach and giving her indigestion, that’s because Becki’s “belly” always hurts.  At least according to her.