Christmas Cards
Original Christmas Card #5: In a Parallel Dimension on Dec. 25th, 0000...

Original Christmas Card #5: In a Parallel Dimension on Dec. 25th, 0000…

I dedicate this one to 10-year-old Emily Johnson, who has a seemingly incurable case of Bieber Fever. Emily, if you want to get well, take two Radiohead pills and call me in the morning.  But I suspect you would prefer to succumb to the Bieber Fever. 🙂
Original Christmas Card #4: Silent Night ('Cos Everybody's Dead)

Original Christmas Card #4: Silent Night (‘Cos Everybody’s Dead)

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like dark comedy. Medium: Whiteout pen on black cardstock. Issued Dec. 2007.
Original Christmas Card #3: For All the Fruitcakes at BP

Original Christmas Card #3: For All the Fruitcakes at BP

Original Christmas Card #2.5: "IT" Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Original Christmas Card #2.5: “IT” Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Original Christmas Card #2: We Three Wise Guys

Original Christmas Card #2: We Three Wise Guys

I thought about having the Three Wise Guys bring the Christ-child “an offer He couldn’t refuse,” but He’s the Son of God. If He can resist temptation in the desert for 40 days, I suspect there are very few offers He cannot refuse. So I decided to go with the Family’s secret cannoli recipe instead....
Original Christmas Card #1: Up on the Housetop, Click, Click, Click?

Original Christmas Card #1: Up on the Housetop, Click, Click, Click?