(Con)Testing Your Patience: Announcing the Winner of a Contest From, Like, 37 Years Ago
I opened a contest on my blog on May 29th, and the winner was supposed to be announced at the end of June. If you use the same calendar I do, you have probably already figured out that June is in the rear-view mirror, and has been for over a month now. Suffice it to say, life...
A Picture’s Worth a Thousand Words (or a T-shirt) – Giveaway!
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then it should also be worth at least a T-shirt. I mean, don’t you think? That being said, I want to host a little contest here on my blog. See the horrific photo below? There is a true and truly terrifying story behind it. There are people...
Take a Bite Out of Cancer: Contest
I am fundraising for Relay for Life on behalf of my employer, Allen Press, Inc. Donate your hard-earned cash to my fundraising site. Whoever donates the most will win a hi-resolution print (8″ x 12″) of the poster I designed below. Maybe even bigger, if I can get some proper help from Dakno Gurpstan when...
A Reason to Feed Your Sister Cat Food: REWORKED Etsy Giveaway & Discount
I got in trouble for feeding my sister Alyssa cat food when we were children. I told her it was Count Chocula cereal. Now that my sister is all grown up and pregnant with her first child (which she and her husband plan to name Count Chadcula), I can see that the cat food actually...
Caption Contest: Win & Get a Signed, Autographed Print!
I drew this in a meeting yesterday at work. I can never pay attention unless my hands are doodling. My mind is too fast, too restless, and too hungry to sit still for long. It is a ravenous beast anxiously awaiting its next meal of ideas. That being said, I like my latest drawing, and...
My Honorable Mention Essay Entry in Belle & Sebastian’s “Write About Love” Contest
Today I received notification from Matador Records that I have been awarded honorable mention in Belle & Sebastian’s Write About Love essay contest. We were limited to 300 words, and I did the best I could with what time I had. We honorable mention essay writers will receive an autographed copy of the band’s 2010...