Vlad’s Vlog
Vlad's Vlog 3: Revisiting the Zoo of My Childhood as an Adult

Vlad’s Vlog 3: Revisiting the Zoo of My Childhood as an Adult

My parents used to take me to the Kansas City Zoo when I was a child. I remember it well (or at least I thought I did.). I used to beg to see the “flumbingoes” (Is that right, Mom and Dad?) and the sea lions, and probably also wanted to take all of the colossal...
BABY JOHNSTON'S SEX AND NAME REVEALED!!!

BABY JOHNSTON’S SEX AND NAME REVEALED!!!

In the video below, we reveal what we are having. Be afraid. Be very afraid. (What, did you think we’d just tell you without making you work for it?) We created the video on Becki’s iPad with an app called “Puppet Pals.” Thanks to WritRams for pointing its existence out to us! All voices by...
Vlad's Vlog: Vol. 2, Talkin' Bad High School Poetry

Vlad’s Vlog: Vol. 2, Talkin’ Bad High School Poetry

I wrote this putrid poem in high school after listening to the Smashing Pumpkins, if memory serves correct. In fact, Billy Corgan’s line “The world is a vampire / sent to dray-ee-ay-ee-ayn” is largely responsible for this piece. All apologies to Billy Corgan & Co. I wish I were kidding, but I am not. I...