Posts tagged "Christmas Card"
Wheat Three Kings: A (Rightfully) Lost Christmas Story

Wheat Three Kings: A (Rightfully) Lost Christmas Story

Wheat three kings set out from Kansas, following a great glowing scythe in the sky. When they arrived at Bethlehem and beheld the Christ-child, they bowed down in worship. But they were dismissed by Mary when they presented their gifts. “Wheat germ? What kind of gift is that for a child?” she said, tears welling up in...
Original Christmas Card #11: Rudolph, the Slightly-Less Red-Nosed, Middle-Aged Reindeer

Original Christmas Card #11: Rudolph, the Slightly-Less Red-Nosed, Middle-Aged Reindeer

Last week I sent an email to my old Springfield, MO friend Mark Montgomery and gave him an idea for a Christmas card. He proceeded to illustrate it.  I captioned it.  The result is below. See Mark’s work at http://www.markamontgomery.com/. Have yourself a merry, decrepit Christmas! 🙂
Original Christmas Card #5: In a Parallel Dimension on Dec. 25th, 0000...

Original Christmas Card #5: In a Parallel Dimension on Dec. 25th, 0000…

I dedicate this one to 10-year-old Emily Johnson, who has a seemingly incurable case of Bieber Fever. Emily, if you want to get well, take two Radiohead pills and call me in the morning.  But I suspect you would prefer to succumb to the Bieber Fever. 🙂
Original Christmas Card #4: Silent Night ('Cos Everybody's Dead)

Original Christmas Card #4: Silent Night (‘Cos Everybody’s Dead)

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like dark comedy. Medium: Whiteout pen on black cardstock. Issued Dec. 2007.
Original Christmas Card #3: For All the Fruitcakes at BP

Original Christmas Card #3: For All the Fruitcakes at BP