Posts tagged "Drawings"
Who Will Save Your Soles?: Shoes I Drew in Sixth Grade

Who Will Save Your Soles?: Shoes I Drew in Sixth Grade

In 6th grade, everyone wore embarrassingly expensive shoes. Everyone but me, that is. I had pleather Payless shoes that had no known brand affiliation whatsoever. My classmates called me out on this. My classmates, whose parents sold their houses and opted to live in abandoned boxcars in order to pay for their children’s overpriced Nike...
Mystery Mail: Terrorism or Terrorisn'tm?

Mystery Mail: Terrorism or Terrorisn’tm?

Today Becki and I received an envelope in the mail. At first I thought it was an audit notice from the IRS. After running an extensive battery of tests, using iodine and magnesium to rotoscope the polyglycolic fibers in the stamp resin, I determined that IRS workers would never write on an envelope in crayon....