Posts tagged "pee"
Guest Post by Jennifer Luitwieler: "Emotional Constipation's Uglier Cousin"

Guest Post by Jennifer Luitwieler: “Emotional Constipation’s Uglier Cousin”

One of the reasons I adore Chad Thomas Johnston and think of him as a brother from another mother is his affinity for stories with a fecal undertone. I was introduced to Chad’s penchant for potty humor through his post on a snow toilet he built with his sister in their yard one winter. They...
Peeing in the Gene Pool + Postscript "A Good Waffle is Hard to Find"

Peeing in the Gene Pool + Postscript “A Good Waffle is Hard to Find”

Last night I shopped at Walmart and found myself hemmed in by gene pool mutants. I know, I know. God made them. God loves them. I should too. I probably should have baked them a cake then and there at the Walmart bakery, Mom. I know that’s what Jesus would have done. But instead I...
Unable to Call for Help When Urine Trouble: Another Toilet Odyssey

Unable to Call for Help When Urine Trouble: Another Toilet Odyssey

I drew the above picture as a mock movie poster awhile ago. But I am starting to believe it has the potential to be a real film. Today’s post is dedicated to my fine friends at #DessertIsland on Twitter who are colossally creative, but do not (yet) wear colostomy bags. I am so glad I...
I Hope You Have a Child Just Like You When You Grow Up

I Hope You Have a Child Just Like You When You Grow Up

Note: This was originally published on Feb. 27th of this year, so it is indeed a rerun.  I finished my book today, so I would like to think I am entitled to refrain from writing after a particularly long day at work.  I will resume the “Nightmarriage” series very soon.  10 installments total.  Promise. When...